Guess what the dindu buck stole..

[Mushmouth]

3332

http://thesmokinggun.com/time-waster/match-arrestee-item-they-allegedly-stole-390672

[Cracka Jack]

Shit-shit-shit-shit!!!!!

[NotThatGuy]

Was he getting his fur trimmed when he was arrested? What's with the barber shop smock?

[Rape Ape]

Dammit! :lol
This kind of thing is always a 1 in 5 guess, because a nigger will steal literally anything except a job application.

[jenkemfactory]

I got them all wrong.

[Sheboon DeLuxe]

Sigh...I'm no good at this. I did get the pokemon guy right, though. That one was a no-brainer.