Human turns herself into a sheboon

[Odin's balls]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5297433/Martina-Big-claims-hair-naturally-African.html

Why, just why?

Eyebleach warning!!!

[Cracka Jack]

A level of insanity never before seen....

[Bottle_of_Hate]

I wonder if it has to keep getting the injections or if it will go the way of michael jackson? Next it will blow its ass up like a hot air balloon.

[Sandy]

http://i.imgur.com/aISTXkE.jpg

[Buck Simian]

German glamour model Martina Big, 29, spent more than £50,000 on plastic surgery

Come on, we all know that is not really a glamour model. Even before she did all this she was butt ugly. And we all know she does not have that kind of money to just plop down on a surgery like that. More than likely this is where all that socialized medicine/universal health care that Europe brags about kicks in. In other words German tax payers picked up the tab for this freak show.

[MineEvolved]

As we speak, Rachel Dolezal is furiously taking notes. Watch for a rebound...

She isn't done either, it seems...


Martina also revealed that she is planning a nose job to 'make it look African', and she also wants 1.5 kilograms of implants added to each buttock.

[Dontavius Farooq]

According to Martina, it is 'the clear proof that I'm a real black woman now.'

Like any human would even care. Those "breasts" give a new meaning to the term "melon balls." If the "doktah" that inserted the implants was a typical nigger witch doctor, those implants are probably going to turn out to be cantaloupes coated in plastic.

[soundwave]

I hope the doctor used fix a flat on the wanna be sheboon.

[Rape Ape]

So that's what full body melanoma looks like.
Seriously, all that thing needs is a generous application of red lipstick and it would be a walking talking blackface gag.

[soundwave]

Now all she needs to do is eat the sucked out fat from liposuction, so it can look like a real 300lb. sheboon.

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