MineEvolved
01-17-2018, 11:55 PM
So today I'm at the house, when a knock comes at my door. This can be for only one of three reasons. One, someone died, and it's the police coming to inform me. Two, the wife locked herself out. Three, it's a nigger wanting to sell me something, or working for one of the utilities. Well, you already guessed, door number three was the winner. Today, it was a 'representative' of the local gas company. Actually, it was just a nigger in a uniform.
So, I have stern policy I never violate: Niggers do not come into my home. I don't care if they are working for the US Secret Service, they better have a warrant or some other legitimate reason for being there. This monkey, IMHO, did not. When I went to the door, it actually managed to mimic a reasonable enough greeting, and informed me that it was charged with going to the houses in the neighborhood, and inspecting any gas meters that were installed inside the home, which was a common practice back in the days before nigger utility theft. He told me I could let him do it, or I could make an appointment with the company to have a rep come out. Of course, I made the choice on the spot to make an appointment. I told him that I didn't allow unannounced strangers through my front door. He then asked me, 'What's that mean'? (the typical nigger challenge). I said, 'probably whatever you actually think it means, but that's immaterial, you're not coming in', and then closed the door in his face.
Nothing came of it, and I watched this nigger leave peaceably. Without thinking about it, I watched him get into his company vehicle and drive away. Thinking about it more this evening, I think I may have been actually sideways accused of theft. Because why did the nigger get into his car and leave after coming to my door? There's other homes in the neighborhood. Don't their meters need inspecting? Is my conservative energy consumption such an outlier, that the utility company felt the need to come and ask to see my meter? I think someone just accused me of being a thieving, meter-hacking nigger.
Me and this 800 number I was left are going to have a long chat tomorrow, both about this sideways accusation, and about what a bad idea it is to send a nigger to my door.
So, I have stern policy I never violate: Niggers do not come into my home. I don't care if they are working for the US Secret Service, they better have a warrant or some other legitimate reason for being there. This monkey, IMHO, did not. When I went to the door, it actually managed to mimic a reasonable enough greeting, and informed me that it was charged with going to the houses in the neighborhood, and inspecting any gas meters that were installed inside the home, which was a common practice back in the days before nigger utility theft. He told me I could let him do it, or I could make an appointment with the company to have a rep come out. Of course, I made the choice on the spot to make an appointment. I told him that I didn't allow unannounced strangers through my front door. He then asked me, 'What's that mean'? (the typical nigger challenge). I said, 'probably whatever you actually think it means, but that's immaterial, you're not coming in', and then closed the door in his face.
Nothing came of it, and I watched this nigger leave peaceably. Without thinking about it, I watched him get into his company vehicle and drive away. Thinking about it more this evening, I think I may have been actually sideways accused of theft. Because why did the nigger get into his car and leave after coming to my door? There's other homes in the neighborhood. Don't their meters need inspecting? Is my conservative energy consumption such an outlier, that the utility company felt the need to come and ask to see my meter? I think someone just accused me of being a thieving, meter-hacking nigger.
Me and this 800 number I was left are going to have a long chat tomorrow, both about this sideways accusation, and about what a bad idea it is to send a nigger to my door.