Tar Remover
11-26-2017, 03:03 AM
I spent several years living in sunny southern California after getting out of the Marines in 1989. I ended up getting a job with the Department of the Army as a mil-tech, which required me to be in a reserve unit. It was somewhere in the neighborhood of 1998 that this particular incident took place. I was living in Huntington Beach and driving back and forth to work in Los Alamitos. One morning while starting my van to go to work, the damndest think happened- it wouldn't start. So I called my boss and told him I'd be late and would be coming in on the bus. So I catch the bus on Beach Blvd, look around, Cool. No niggers. About four or five stops later, two FRUITY looking male coons get on the bus and they are arguing back and forth. Something about being a bitch, and screwing around on each other. My first thought was- This could be interesting....... they are both REALLY skinny and one is wearing some kinda cloth thing around his neck and has hoop ear rings in both ears. I assumed it was the bitch coon. They continue bix nood back and forth at each other and the next thing you know, one of them just leans out into the isle and bitch slaps the other one. They jump up and start screeching and slapping each other. NOW- I saw this video of 2 deer fighting, rearing up on their hind legs and just going off on each other with their front hooves. Anyone who seen those videos knows what I'm talking about. They were just slapping the shit out of each other. It was funny as shit. All I could do was just laugh and point, as were a couple other guys on the bus. So I can see the bus driver on the phone and by the next bus stop the PD was there waiting for them. Both were escorted off and arrested and hauled off to NU.